Colon Cleaner Hot Sauce

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Colon Cleaner Hot SauceAs the name suggests, unless you’re willing to spend a good half hour riding the porcelain throne after your meal, we recommend light doses of the Colon Cleaner Hot Sauce ($7) till you’re accustomed. This somewhat intimidating mustard-based hot sauce is packed with Scotch Bonnet Peppers and onions, and comes packaged in a cool retro elixir bottle that can be properly filled with your favorite whiskey upon finishing.

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