Kershaw Ion Throwing Knives

Look, let’s be honest: Every guy has a little bit of mall ninja in them. No matter how much you might deny it while you’re flirting with a girl at the club, or being a responsible homeowner, there’s a part of you that really still wants one of those iridescent katanas and a set of ninja stars.

Kershaw’s Ion Throwing Knives are a real, functional substitute for those usually-decorative pieces of 90s-cool gear. They’re made with a full tang construction that gives them excellent strength, durability, and balance, and then wrapped in paracord for added grip. A black oxide finish and ring handle give them a little bit more personality, and their high-chromium stainless steel material guarantees they won’t be rusting anytime soon.

Now get out there, make your best ninja noises, and throw them at some trees.

Price: $58

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