Marshmallow Crossbow

Marshmallow Crossbow

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Co-workers getting on your nerves? Kids won’t get to bed? Neighbors playing Cotton Eyed Joe on an endless loop and testing the very limits of your sanity? There are lots of reasons you might need to launch a marshmallow 60 feet. You don’t need to explain yourself to us. As ever, we’re here to help; and so is the MMX Vancouver Marshmallow Crossbow.

This is not the flimsy Marshmallow Launcher you’ve seen on the shelves at the local department store, friends. The Marshmallow Crossbow, or “Mallow Bow” is handcrafted in Vancouver, B.C. using fine woodworking techniques. Should you buy it for a child? Sure, if you know a child capable of making good decisions even when they hold the power to deliver a full-sized marshmallow to the head of any target they choose. If you don’t know kids capable of that kind of self-control, consider this one a gift to yourself. Don’t worry if the power goes to your head. We’ve all got a few marshmallow-bruised skeletons in our closets. Your secret is safe with us. – Shop Now


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