The fanny pack had its heyday. Sadly it was eventually laughed at, mocked and otherwise maligned into non-existence. Then, of course, someone realized you could carry snacks in there. And behold, the current trend returning the fanny pack to its rightful place, strapped across the waist and proudly bobbing just above the posterior.
And now: fanny pack sandals. These however have nothing to do with your fanny. Instead, Nike is offering you a little bit of extra carrying capacity on your feet. The Benassi Fanny Pack slides have zip pockets on the straps allowing you to stow small items, so you can head to the pool, the beach, or the river (just please, not out to dinner) while enjoying your day without over-encumbering your boardshorts. – $50