We remember trashing the tables and countertops not so many years ago in our dorm rooms, wrecklessly opening our bottles of PBR any way that was necessary. Popping your tops via the table trick is convenient and pleasantly barbaric, and the BROpener will preserve your counter tops in the process. The BROpener, crafted from aircraft-grade aluminum for strength and durability, can be placed anywhere you might need bottle-opening capabilities in a pinch via its weatherproof double sided tape, while its built in magnet catches the bottle cap upon opening. Coming soon to frat houses everywhere.
The BROpener $16
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