Take your eyes off of your drink for two seconds and its as good as gone, especially when the inventory is running low. It happens. That is until you buy the Remote Controlled Armored Drink Carrier from Hammacher Schlemmer. On its trek from the bar to bring you your delicious refreshment, it will protect your beer from moochers and thieves utilizing its squirting water cannon. Need something from the other end of the pool? No problem. The Armored Drink Carrier is amphibious as well. Its wheels retract into the base, while twin propellers move it across the water. Perfect for Navy Seal tactics during a water gun fight.
Remote Controlled Armored Drink Carrier $100
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