Featuring one of the best names for a beer, ever, Coffee Is For Closers is an iced coffee porter made by Durham, NC’s Fullsteam Brewing. Keeping up with their mission of supporting the farm and food traditions of the South, it’s made with locally malted barley and locally roasted coffee. The result is a semi-sweet porter with notes of chocolate, an oat-driven richness, and of course, delicious coffee.
Luckily, the brewery will sell this seasonal delight to anyone over 21, even if you’re not a closer. But, to truly enjoy it, you’ll need to close the leads you’re given. In fact, you should always be closing. After all, the first prize is a Cadillac. Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is, you’re fired.
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